We Dare won't make US release
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We Dare - Ubisoft's ass-slapping, women-kissing PR disaster - won't release in the US, IGN reports.
Following a promo video which generated enough activity to power a small town last week, Ubisoft has "emphatically" told the site that the game will "absolutely not see release in the United States."
We Dare is, apparently, an after dinner couples game in which people are supposed to literally put a Wiimote down their pants and "spank" women.
The game's teaser video provoked a hilarious reaction from the press - it's now only viewable in Europe on Youtube. Too racey for America, clearly.
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