Waiting for The Division
The Division comes out next week. If you divide that time in half, and then in half again, and then again, it becomes an eternity.
Contact ERAGON_ROXXX_91 is online.
Impaler: oh hai
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: *waves*
Impaler: haven't seen u in ages
Impaler: thought you'd got a life lol
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: lol
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: nah
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: jfc it's a ghost town in here
Impaler: ikr
Impaler: like wtf
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: babies gotta go back to school
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: XD
Impaler: lol
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: srsly though
Impaler: idk there's nothing happening
Impaler: Destiny's dead
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: Far Cry Primal?
Impaler: no mp
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: wtf
Impaler: yah
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: guess everyone's just waiting
Impaler: for The Division?
ERAGON_ROXXX_91: For The Division
Contact Company_Man is online.
Company_Man: What's the haps, chaps
Company_Man: What's keen, Mr Clean
Company_Man: How's it hanging, orangutan-ging
100percentdone: christ please stop
Company_Man: Oh come on, it's a beautiful morning
100percentdone: in YOUR timezone
100percentdone: in MY timezone
100percentdone: it's 10 mins to quittin' time and i'm so bored my brains hurt
Company_Man: Not a lot happening in the fast-paced world of video games media today?
100percentdone: today, this week, this month, this year, jesus what is my life
Company_Man: Do NOT get existential again. Haven't you got reviews to work on?
100percentdone: reviews of what
Company_Man: Let me check the calendar
Company_Man: The Division?
100percentdone: lol
100percentdone: they're not giving out code
Company_Man: What
100percentdone: no code till launch day
Company_Man: What
100percentdone: online game, innit
Company_Man: So what are we paying you for this week?
100percentdone: i donno, hey
100percentdone: chair spinning
Scene: A video game retailer, one week before the release of The Division.
Manager: Come one, come all
Manager: Buy our things
Manager: So many lovely things
Manager: See them all
Manager: Why there's, there's
Manager: Last summer's sports game
Manager: And
Manager: Fallout 4's season pass...!
Manager: Get 'em while they're hot
Underling: Sir, I
Underling: I don't think anybody's coming
Manager: *sobs*
Manager: Go push The Division stand closer to the windows will you
Contact biGGest_BRO is online.
Distress_Bacon: ahhh Jim
Distress_Bacon: JIM JIM JIM
Distress_Bacon: are u busy
Distress_Bacon: can u join my game
biGGest_BRO: man can you send like one message at a time
Distress_Bacon: sorry. can u join my game
biGGest_BRO: Netflix and chill man
Distress_Bacon: im really stuck in mission :S
biGGest_BRO: just not feeling it man sorry
Distress_Bacon: what happened to u
Distress_Bacon: u never play video games any more
Distress_Bacon: u never chat
biGGest_BRO: I'm trying to watch Netflix stop spamming me
Distress_Bacon: i srsly worry bout u
Distress_Bacon: u changed
biGGest_BRO: man what. What are you even playing. The Division isn't out till next week. Shut up. Go away. Stop messaging till next week.
Distress_Bacon: :'(
Contact Extranal is online.
Extranal: hey man what's up
Journ0thing: nothing, you
Extranal: nada
Extranal: I'm so bored of games lately
Extranal: Hey should I pre-order The Division?
Journ0thing: uhh
Journ0thing: do you want it
Extranal: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you
Journ0thing: you don't want it
Journ0thing: you want to take out your credit card and read me the number
Extranal: lol
Extranal: I thought maybe you'd played it
Journ0thing: I played the beta? I guess?
Extranal: Oh yeah me too
Journ0thing: So you've seen as much as I have
Extranal: But don't you get it early?
Journ0thing: lol no
Journ0thing: it's an online game
Journ0thing: so
Journ0thing: we don't get s**t
Extranal: so should I pre-order?
Journ0thing: why don't you wait for reviews or whatever if you're not sure
Extranal: I don't want to miss out on pre-order bonuses
Extranal: And isn't it an MMO??
Journ0thing: not really?
Journ0thing: but also
Journ0thing: so what?
Extranal: SO I don't wanna be a scrub when everyone else is max level
Journ0thing: hmm
Extranal: What's "hmm"?
Journ0thing: just hmm
Extranal: okay I'm gonna pre-order
Journ0thing: i know
Scene: The empty reaches at the end of the universe, where matter is sparse and perceptively thinning in the rush to expand the firmament.
GOD: HERE I AM
GOD: ALMIGHTY AND ALL-POWERFUL SUPREME BEING
GOD: AT THE END OF TIME AND SPACE
GOD: ALL OF THIS AND MORE IS MINE TO CONTROL
GOD: EVERYTHING BENDS TO MY WILL
GOD: TIME TO LISTEN TO SOME PRAYERS, SEE WHAT THE USELESS HUMANS WANT FROM ME NOW
Prayer: Can you please make The Division be out already?
GOD: SOME THINGS ... ARE BEYOND EVEN MY POWER
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