Treyarch: Wii Black Ops bug-smashing update coming "in the next week or so"

A patch? On the Wii? Get out of town.

Sure enough, Treyarch's treating Nintendo's used Sedan of a console with all the care usually reserved for Microsoft and Sony's hotrods. So said a post on the official Black Ops forums:

"Thank you for helping us to identify the various connectivity issues you have been experiencing. We have fixed many of the problems you have reported and are currently testing those fixes in anticipation of releasing an update."

"Stay tuned for the delivery of this update within the next week or so."

So there you go, Wii owners. Someone doesn't think you live in caves and fashion spears out of old Gamecube discs. Unfortunately, that someone isn't Nintendo itself.