Rare "long past" GoldenEye rehash deal
Still waiting for GoldenEye on WiiWare or XBLA? Sounds as though you should be pulling the flag down to half-mast.
"That was some time ago, my friend," said a Rare rep, answering a question on the status of a revamp for the shooter in the latest edition of Scribes.
"Fate was against us that day. Destiny conspired to raise the hurdles even as we attempted to clear them, resulting in unpleasant groinal injury.
"I suspect we're long past the stage where an agreement was on the cards, but you never know. Stranger things have happened... somewhere... probably."
That's one scratched off the list, then. XBLA GoldenEye will just have to exist in your fevered dreams.