The Game Boy is ancient and so are we all
Warning: the latest "Kids React To" video may make you feel about 10,000 years old.
Look at these children. They probably all have their own iDevices or Androids. They can download and play games in seconds, and sometimes they look almost as good as console and PC games - and those devices can do about a million other things too. How ridiculous our clunky, ancient green-screened portables must look, with their pathetic battery life and lack of touch screens.
If this doesn't make you feel a billion years old, you're doing better than me. Excuse me, I need to go bathe in the blood of maidens now.
Thanks, Kotaku.