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Chill Period | Helldivers 2's latest major order is all about using the Democracy Space Station, which is er, currently still on cooldown for the next half a day or so

Hey, at least that means you're definitely safe from being blown up by it for a bit.

Nov. 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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DSScussions | Don't worry, Helldivers 2 folks, Arrowhead's working on the Democracy Space Station's team-killing tendencies, and it's already introduced a temporary tweak to help

"This is not the end of the DSS, we'll tweak and evolve."

Nov. 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Oopsbital Barrage | Helldivers 2 players sour a bit on their lovely new Democracy Space Station, because it's turned out to be very good at killing, er, helldivers

"Finally, Arrowhead listened and gave the bots a stratagem to even the playing field..."

Nov. 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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DS-Yesssssssssssssss | Wahey, Helldivers 2's Democracy Space Station is finally up and running, and in the words of one overwhelmed Super Earth stan: "It's so democratic omfg"

Democracy has been made manifest, after a month and a bit of hard helldiver grafting.

Nov. 14, 2024 Mark Warren

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Gimme Fuel | Attention, Helldivers 2 players: it's finally time to fuel up your space station by killing five million bugs while also battling the Jet Brigade, because multitasking

Yep, it's another Major Order that'll have you thinking about how cool it'd be to clone your diver.

Nov. 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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DSSoon | Helldivers 2 players reckon the Democracy Space Station saga is starting to drag a bit, cue speculation about exactly how final its "final phase" might be

Don't worry, now it's full of disenfranchised families, I'm sure it won't be long until Arrowhead's at the stage of wrapping the DSS up and affixing a 'To the divers' tag.

Nov. 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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Crossbowver Chat | After laying out the dream Helldivers 2 crossovers he thinks about in the shower, CCO Pilestedt says you'll have to "see what happens" when it comes to massive PVE battles

Starship Troopers, Terminator, there are big guns in there, even if Arrowhead's creative bossman wouldn't want to go bananas and do all of them.

Nov. 5, 2024 Mark Warren

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Save Our Swooping | Helldivers 2's latest patch makes raising flags less terrifying, and cheeky mid-air medical care could be part of Arrowhead's solution to ragdolling "helplessness"

Also, that SOS beacon you'd put out about SOS beacons has been answered.

Nov. 5, 2024 Mark Warren

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Unexpected Moves | Helldivers 2 just told players to fill their nearly ready superweapon with "disenfranchised families" who'll staff it and live there, like Death Star British actors

Apparently Super Earth's decided to skimp on its labour costs, because of course it has.

Nov. 4, 2024 Mark Warren

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Now That's Variety | November's first batch of Xbox Game Pass titles includes tactical metallic slugs, simulated goats, turnips robbing banks, and a whole lot of planes

Plenty of bang for your buck here.

Nov. 4, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke

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Over Super Salaries? | Helldivers 2's new Doubt Killer armour triggers a wave of doubt as to whether players are cool with paying almost the price of a full Warbond for one Superstore suit

250 Super Credits is a fair amount for a cape, no matter how nice its red lining may be.

Oct. 31, 2024 Mark Warren

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Plasma Punished | Helldivers 2 patch 01.001.201 sees Arrowhead ditch its previous Punisher Plasma tweaks and puts on a "dignified funeral" for a technician's goldfish

The studio's also "currently working on further solutions to address the ragdolling issues".

Oct. 29, 2024 Mark Warren

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Party Over | Helldivers 2's post Liberty Day MO basically looks like J.O.E.L lobbing the kitchen sink at Super Earth, so here's hoping you enjoyed your little Galactic War break

"WAIT, they forgot to say we need to choose one, WHAT!"

Oct. 28, 2024 Mark Warren

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Knife One | Helldivers 2's Liberty Day celebrations see players inevitably fall in love with a crappy meme gun, mainly because you can stab tanks to death with it

"Ooh, so it's not a bayonet. It's a can opener."

Oct. 28, 2024 Mark Warren

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No Fibs Allowed | Can you handle the truth? Helldivers 2's next Warbond, Truth Enforcers, looks like it'll make damn sure you can when it drops with a new shotgun and SMG

Yep, this is one for the hardcore Super Earth roleplayers.

Oct. 24, 2024 Mark Warren

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Same Thing, Sort Of | Helldivers 2 community manager says potential Xbox port is up to "Sony and Phil to duke out", as latest MO forces players to choose between two different coloured things

The Jet Brigade threat may be over, but life for the divers is already on to the next fight.

Oct. 24, 2024 Mark Warren

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Enhance! | PlayStation's most important game this year and its most forgotten are both getting PS5 Pro upgrades

Two more great reasons to forego that holiday you've been planning in lieu of a PS5 Pro.

Oct. 23, 2024 Connor Makar

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NO MONEY, NO PROBLEM | The best free-to-play games to try in 2024

Here are some good games for you to play without the need to splash the cash.

Oct. 22, 2024 Kelsey Raynor

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Super Scare | As Helldivers 2 players battle for Marfark, Arrowhead looks to have just given them all a heart attack by momentarily showing a Jet Brigade assault of the whole map

Damn J.O.E.L, if this was another one of your tricks, you're a cruel master of the universe.

Oct. 21, 2024 Mark Warren

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Got Wood? | The demo for Building Relationships made me horny for a windmill, and you could be next with Steam Next Fest

I could never date a building... unless?

Oct. 20, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke

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It's Aaron Rodgers | Uh oh, Helldivers 2's latest big Galactic War twist is a massive Automaton onslaught fronted by some fancy "augmented" bots dubbed "the Jet Brigade"

Arrowhead definitely doesn't want you resting on the laurels of that last Major Order win.

Oct. 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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OP about OPness | After getting giddy-upped in major fashion, Helldivers 2's Bile Titan-slaying six-shooter has now sent the community through every stage of the buff reaction Kübler-Ross model

It's ok, these cowboys will eventually hawk a consensus into the spittoon that is Reddit.

Oct. 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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60 Days Done | Helldivers 2 Patch 01.001.104 wraps up Arrowhead's 60 and a bit day plan by aiming to make the Automatons "less frustrating to play against" and unleashing more fun weapon tweaks

"We listened, we learned, and we took action."

Oct. 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Toddaly Unexpected | After a minor calendar mix-up, Helldivers 2's next big patch drops soon and it's already inspired jokes about Skyrim being ported to some bullets

To be fair, I doubt you'll have much time to play DOOM on your rifle while you're in the middle of a firefight.

Oct. 14, 2024 Mark Warren

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Miner Task | With Turing secure, Arrowhead reveals the next step in building Helldivers 2's planet-to-planet warping space station: nicking a mining complex from the bots

Hey, it's ok, I'm sure they've got plenty of others lying about the galaxy, so this one won't be missed.

Oct. 4, 2024 Mark Warren

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Brasch Action | Helldivers 2 players, a big final battle to hold Turing in your space station MO is on, and here's a video of General Brasch suplexing a tank you can only watch if you win

Seriously, it's a fan-made animation, and the tank doesn't stand a chance in Super hell.

Oct. 3, 2024 Mark Warren

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Saving PSN Ryan | "Hold the line!": Helldivers 2's latest MO ends up seeing Super Earth face a surprise foe they can't just blow to bits, as PC folks pick up AWOL PSN players' slack

Nope, it's not the Illuminate, it's something even more terrifying - a service outage.

Oct. 1, 2024 Mark Warren

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Gallivare You On It? | Construction begins on Helldivers 2's new space station after players liberate the Arrowhead boss' hometown, but the next step requires "scientific breakthroughs"

A random planet, a town in northern Sweden. Same thing, basically, and Pilestedt's cracked out the bubbly.

Sept. 30, 2024 Mark Warren

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Back On Track | "It feels as if we've fought our way back": with Helldivers 2's recent updates having turned around player sentiment, the mood at Arrowhead is "much, much better"

"We're on a better path now in a lot of ways long-term."

Sept. 27, 2024 Mark Warren

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Bug The Builder | To action, Helldivers 2 players, the latest Major Order tasks you with choosing where a space station that "could change the course of the war" gets built

"The DSS will be a powerful strategic tool for reshaping the Galactic Map—democratically directed by the Helldivers themselves."

Sept. 25, 2024 Mark Warren

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Stealth Switches | No, you aren't losing it: Helldivers 2's last patch seemingly did come with some changes that didn't quite make it into Arrowhead's notes

Hey, when you're delivering so many tweaks, it's easy to miss or not quite fully explain a few.

Sept. 24, 2024 Mark Warren

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Come On Innnnn | After the last one left it behind a bit, Helldivers 2's next patch will be letting the Purifier into the buff party, Arrowhead boss confirms

"We already have it on the internal build."

Sept. 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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Super Earth Supermen | Helldivers 2's latest patch looks to have accidentally given players the ability to fly, leading Arrowhead's boss to respond the only way you could: via Simpsons meme

Never before has how you interpret a Homer GIF mattered so much.

Sept. 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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Tooter Earth | UPDATE: Helldivers 2's next Warbond, Chemical Agents, will let you douse bugs in noxious gas as "galactic pest control" and comes with a fart emote

Look, I'm sure this stuff's just as safe for the wielder as all the other stuff you've had to breathe in for Super Earth.

Sept. 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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A Bit Too Easy | UPDATE: Helldivers 2's shield generator melee invincibility bug has been fixed, but you'll have to wait until the next patch for jump pack tweaks

Damn Arrowhead, that was rapid.

Sept. 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Yep, We're Hellback | As Helldivers 2 gets a nice player number bump following "the best patch ever", Arrowhead challenges them to outdo both the bugs and bots

"Super Earth High Command has ordered an evaluation of Helldiver Force Readiness", so get ready to make use of all those buffed guns.

Sept. 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Changing The Game | Helldivers 2's big update, Patch 1.001.100, is finally here, bringing a bunch of highly requested buffs and changes

The wait is over, here's the thing that sounds like it should go a long way to restoring faith in Super Earth.

Sept. 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Boom, Boom, Boom... | With that big Helldivers 2 patch now imminent, Arrowhead's dropped the bomb, the 500KG's blasts will finally be as powerful as they look

Plus, the Orbital Napalm Barrage stratagem's available right now due to some MO success.

Sept. 16, 2024 Mark Warren

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No longer Shrapped | Helldivers 2's next patch will finally bring back the eruptor's shrapnel, but hopefully without causing an explosion in accidental self-insta kills

Arrowhead is also aiming to return the arc thrower to something resembling its "former glory" with some buffs.

Sept. 16, 2024 Mark Warren

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Ay Yo | "They blow their load all over me, then I can move out" - Helldivers 2's next patch will make it easier to take on rocket-toting bots and gunships

Yes. Johan Pilestedt, chief creative officer of Arrowhead, said that.

Sept. 13, 2024 Mark Warren

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Smells Fine To Them | Helldivers 2 players seem pretty cool with Arrowhead sticking stratagems in a Warbond for the first time, provided plenty of free firepower keeps coming

"As long as they don't start putting in generic strats, then I'm happy with them having some extra levers to pull."

Sept. 13, 2024 Mark Warren

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I Started Blasting | Helldivers 2's next big update is buffing the gun that's designed to be "like a sniper rifle on crack" so you can blast larger enemies to bits

The railgun's durable damage is being close to quadrupled. Nice.

Sept. 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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Hot Stuff | Wahey, Helldivers 2 developer Arrowhead says its next update will be giving flamethrowers enough of a buff to facilitate cooking showdowns

"We've heard you loud and clear."

Sept. 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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Just A Few Replies | Following Arrowhead's update announcement, PlayStation asks Helldivers 2 players how they feel about the game, cue "over 5,000 responses" in less than an hour

Plus some folks arguing that the survey didn't let them be as negative as they'd have liked.

Sept. 9, 2024 Mark Warren

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Wishlisted - Our 10 Best Steam Next Fest Demos

Another Next Fest kicks off soon, but we've already done the digging for you.

June 3, 2024 Jim Trinca

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WHAT THE FUNK | Funko Fusion just got a new trailer, and your kids will either love it or hate it, because no one understands children

They could well also just be totally indifferent to it. Honestly, they kind of scare me, the little twerps.

May 1, 2024 Mark Warren

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DESPICABLE CHATGPT | Despicable Me 4's Minions taking the mickey out of AI might just warm me up to the gibberish-spouting oddballs

"The future is in good hands."

Feb. 12, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke

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PIXEL HEARTS | The best dating sims to play in 2024

Whether you’re looking for a goofy romantic experience or something that’ll tug at your heartstrings, here are some of the best dating sims to give a go.

Feb. 5, 2024 Kelsey Raynor

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FAMILY TIME | One of Netflix's most popular shows is getting the very rare Blu-ray treatment

It's releasing on a Tuesday, though.

Jan. 10, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke

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MAXIMUM EFFORT | Ryan Reynolds' answer to the Deadpool 3 leaks is some fake leaks of his own

You gotta admit he's good at this.

Dec. 7, 2023 Fran Ruiz