Crusader Kings 2: Way of Life out now, aims to further ruin your life

Crusader Kings 2's latest expansion is designed to prevent you ever needing to leave the game to attend to real life matters.

Way of Life includes a number of new systems and features for Crusader Kings 2, but once you're familiarised yourself with the facts you should pay attention to Paradox's description of the pack:

"It has come to our attention that many of you who indulge in Crusader Kings 2 often air grievances about the game 'murdering your social life'. The tales of your strife has not fallen on deaf ears and thus we offer a solution.

"Crusader Kings 2: Way of Life will add more depth to the games role playing elements, leaving you desiring nothing from real world social gatherings. The expansion is available now and the customary free patch was also delivered today.

"If you by some strange compulsion still should desire things from the real world we have also released three Collectors Editions of Crusader Kings 2, filled with autographed gear, exclusive forum icons and special invitations. There's only a limited number available of each so it might be time to be decadent and buy yourself a fine holiday gift."

I love you, Paradox. Annex my kingdom already. You can grab Way of Life on Steam for $8.