News Erratic Behavior | Luca Guadagnino's American Psycho has found its Patrick Bateman in Austin Butler, instantly making the project 100% more interesting I have to return some videotapes. Dec. 12, 2024 Fran Ruiz 1 comment
News Age Appropriate | Orphan 3 is in the works, and I can't wait to see how they try to convince us an actual adult is meant to be a child this time Look, the second one was already a stretch, but why not! Nov. 5, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News Frame By Frame | A John Wick prequel is in the works about how the titular assassin managed to retire, and best of all? It's an anime The anime was previously believed to be a TV series. Oct. 23, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 1 comment
News Bored-erlands | The Borderlands movie is already getting a digital release just three weeks after it released in cinemas, which can only be a good thing, right? Yeah, must be! Definitely not because it's flopping. Aug. 28, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 1 comment
News Birds Of A Feather | Unsurprisingly, The Crow remake has absolutely bombed at the box office, and the original's director is pretty delighted about that "I thought the remake was a cynical cash-grab. Not much cash to grab it seems." Aug. 27, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 2 comments
News Megaflopolis | Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis continues streak of bad press as Lionsgate's latest trailer uses fake critic quotes It's cooked, Jim. Aug. 22, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News The Touch | Destin Daniel Cretton might be making his Naruto movie before a Shang-Chi sequel, and its first writer trusts him He's got the style, but can he fight studio limitations? Aug. 22, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News Open Fire | Even Uwe Boll, renowned director of dirt video game movies such as Alone in the Dark, is dunking on Borderlands Who can make the worse video game adaptation? Aug. 15, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News Flop Era | To the surprise of literally no one, Borderlands bombs at the box office its opening weekend with... yeesh, $16 million on a $115 million budget Yes, it was that bad. Aug. 12, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 1 comment
Review Less Crap, More Trap | Borderlands review: You won't find a better movie to make yourself miserable this year You're better off watching someone's Let's Play on YouTube. Aug. 8, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 4 comments
News The Saga Continues | John Wick is getting a sequel series, just don't expect the titular character to actually make an appearance People just can't get enough action these days. Aug. 6, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News Drowning In Gigs | Excited for the BioShock movie? You might want to sit down, as director Francis Lawrence's schedule is busy Netflix should start looking for someone else. July 25, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News Trip To Pandora | Cate Blanchett has a very reasonable explanation for why she's in the Borderlands movie It wasn't the big paycheck. July 4, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News IP MAN | The Donnie Yen-led John Wick spinoff everyone was waiting for is officially happening No High Table, but still plenty of problems. May 16, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News SECOND ATTEMPT | The American Oldboy remake turned out horrible, so they're making a TV series next At least the bar is underground at this point. April 18, 2024 Fran Ruiz 1 comment
News TOUGH SELL | From Barbie Land to Landlord: Margot Robbie doubles down on recognizable IPs and sets her sights on Monopoly It'd be hilarious if she played the little fella. April 11, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News INTO THE WOODS | A new Blair Witch movie is coming, because it's easy horror money waiting to be made Maybe this one won't be boring. April 11, 2024 Fran Ruiz 1 comment
News NEEDS MORE TIME | Controversial The Crow remake will be flapping into cinemas a bit later than expected It was originally set to release this June. April 10, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke 1 comment
News Original The Crow director doesn't seem happy about the upcoming remake: "the fan’s response speaks volumes" "I really don’t get any joy from seeing negativity about any fellow filmmakers work." March 19, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News BLUNT EDGE | The Crow remake gets first John Wick-like trailer so edgy that it may cut your retina Look, at least it's staying true to the source material's core values. March 14, 2024 Fran Ruiz 4 comments
News LIGHT YOUR CANDLES | New John Wick TV show is coming, thankfully not related to The Continental Details are pretty light right now, though. March 6, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News BITE ME | Need something to sink your teeth into? A Twilight animated series is in the works Let's just hope it doesn't suck. March 6, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News DAMAGED | The first look at The Crow remake teases a movie that would have killed like 10 years ago Look, there's at least a vision. Feb. 29, 2024 Fran Ruiz 8 comments
News RING RING | Naruto's live-action movie bags a Marvel director, but there's still no reason to be excited about it This live-action adaptation trend has to die eventually, right? Feb. 25, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News DANCE 'N GUN | Ana de Armas-led John Wick spinoff Ballerina moved to 2025 because it reportedly isn't as cool as expected More sweat and bullets are being added to this one. Feb. 22, 2024 Fran Ruiz
News Quickening Gains | Cavill says training for Highlander is about to begin "in earnest" There can be only buff. Jan. 26, 2024 Stephany Nunneley-Jackson
News REBOOT UP THE ASS | Kick-Ass reboot to be third entry in trilogy of movies yet to be released - confused? I am, just a little bit. Jan. 24, 2024 Oisin Kuhnke
News FEELING FOXY | Believe it: Naruto looks to be getting the live action treatment The classic manga series is reportedly getting a film adaptation. Nov. 26, 2023 Oisin Kuhnke