Call of Duty sale assaults PS3 with 10% savings

Want to save a relatively small amount of money on old Call of Duty products on PSN? Today, bucko, is like all your Christmases stuffed down the front of your stinking jockstrap.

This is hot. Sony's offering you the chance to shave a monstrous 10% off old Call of Duty games on PlayStation 3. Hold yourself back, people.

The savings apply to BLOPS, BLOPS2 and all three Modern Warfares. If you haven't played these games and you own a PS3 you presumably originate from somewhere beyond the Kuiper Belt, but whatever. Buy them again. Why not?

Alternatively, you could buy a next-gen console and wait for the release of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. It's really good! Also, you can buy Doritos and Mountain Dew to get free bits of DLC, and everyone wants to do that.