"Big" Halo thing is IGN-made Bollywood trailer

For the love. of. God!

Remember that "big" thing promised for Halo that was tweeted by Bungie yesterday? It's this: a Bollywood movie trailer from IGN.

Nothing to do with Halo: Reach, nothing to do with an actual Halo movie. Nada.

Tell us when this day is over, please. Then we'll come out of hiding.

You can watch the trailer below, but don't say we didn't warn you.