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Mid-Assault Adoption | Oh boy, Helldivers 2's Escalation of Freedom update already has would-be Super parents brainstorming Terminid baby names

It doesn't matter if little Termy is actually a hive lord, he's worthy of your love.

July 24, 2024 Mark Warren

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Time To Kill | Xbox Game Pass gets Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 today - time to lose about 13,000 deathmatches before Black Ops 6 drops

Look, you're not a weak link that can't aim and keeps pointlessly crouch-walking everywhere, you're a valued teammate.

July 24, 2024 Mark Warren

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Match Mod In Heaven? | Good news: what GOG is doing with Fallout: London is a "trial run" for potentially supporting other major mods as a "one-click-and-run experience"

"I know that there are many amazing mods out there that we could help bring to a mainstream audience."

July 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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We're So Hellback | Wahey, Helldivers 2 Escalation of Freedom, the game's "biggest update yet", will let you go on an uber-hard Super Helldive soon

That's not all - fresh enemies, objectives, and environmental hazards are all on their way.

July 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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Tapping The Sign | Assassin's Creed Shadows is a game, not a history essay, Ubisoft reminds folks as it apologises for promo that's "caused concern within the Japanese community"

Yes, there's some chat about Yasuke in here, because that terrible discourse about him will never end.

July 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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Time For A Dip | There's now a Witcher 3 mod that dresses the game's scariest character in armbands and a rubber ring, because CD Projekt craves summer vibes

Nobody let him see how wonderfully goofy he looks via a Master Mirror.

July 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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They're At It Again | Want to get in on Helldivers 2's latest Major Order? You'd better hurry, as it's about killing a billion bugs and over a hundred million are already toast

Yeah, you can probably bet your house on Hellmire that the rest of the killing spree won't take four days.

July 23, 2024 Mark Warren

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Musk We Drive It? | We're so sorry, Fortnite players, the world's worst automobile is on its way to default dance-ville

Yep, that one Elon reply-guy you hate on Twitter is about to get super into battle royales.

July 22, 2024 Mark Warren

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Last Gasp Gain | After Helldivers 2 players clutched the latest Major Order with less than an hour left, Arrowhead's temporarily pulled the trigger on free mechs

The Automatons held out for a while, but couldn't avoid Super Earth grabbing the W with a buzzer beater.

July 22, 2024 Mark Warren

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Following The Train | Hoping GTA 6 will be "wildly different" to GTA 5? Well, a GTA 4 technical director reckons Rockstar will have had a tough time making a big jump

"Maybe they pulled it off, maybe it's amazing, but I think some people, their expectations might be a little too high."

July 22, 2024 Mark Warren

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Halo-meless | The Halo TV series is looking for a new home after being cancelled by Paramount+, so step up if there's a spare streaming service in your Warthog's trunk

Look, we know it's a long shot, but come on, surely Cortana made one of you pack such a thing for this mission.

July 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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Super Earth-io | Helldivers 2 has been transformed into a 16-bit arcade classic via a demake concept, and its creators would be open to making it a proper mini-game

If you're fans, the ball's in your court, Arrowhead.

July 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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Monopoly Monopoly | A Monopoly Go version of regular Monopoly is now a thing, because Hasbro's still banking on its monopoly on Monopoly

It's pretty simple to fathom really, once the word monopoly stops reverberating around your skull.

July 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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Deal Dispute Remains | Those recent Xbox Game Pass changes are "exactly the sort of consumer harm" the FTC warned the Activision Blizzard deal could lead to, it claims

"What did we tell you?", says body that's continuing to fight against the merger.

July 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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A Bit More Waiting | Fallout: London is back in Team FOLON's hands after seemingly getting the green light from GOG, but its project lead says "please don't get over excited"

"It doesn't mean it's today (tomorrow doesn't look good either). It just means that it is back in our hands and no longer down to GOG."

July 19, 2024 Mark Warren

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Double No Trouble | Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree's poor snake lad Messmer's now been beaten by a streamer battling him on both PS5 and PC at the same time

As a big, scary boss, how do you actually recover from this?

July 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Not A Long Splitwait | Splitgate 2 arrives in 2025, so you can look forward to attending another fun wedding between Halo and Portal

Get shopping for tuxes now, before everyone rents the Master Chief green ones.

July 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Too Retro? | Switch players simply don't understand why Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition is missing this crucial feature

Look, all they're asking for is the chance to irreparably ruin some friendships without having to take a picture of the screen.

July 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Respectfully Looking | Dragon Age: The Veilguard did see Bioware take a "hard look at multiplayer", but eventually decide to stick to what it does best

Sometimes a desire to return to your roots snaps you out of your distracted boyfriend meme, it happens.

July 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Greedo Shot First | There's finally a Starfield mod that'll let you hang out solo or with your crew in Star Wars' iconic Mos Eisley Cantina

Bethesda's galaxy definitely needed more wretched hives of scum and villainy.

July 18, 2024 Mark Warren

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Mystery United | Watch the EA Sports FC 25 reveal here, and enjoy the fact the Ultimate Edition cover looks like a Champions League-themed whodunnit

It was Colonel Zidane in the drawing room with a headbutt to the chest, I'm telling you now.

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Hot Off The Press | Some info about Helldivers 2's next warbond looks to have leaked via misbehaving PlayStation notifications

Super Earth might be getting some hot new gear soon.

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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No Comment | Helldivers 2 dataminers reckon they've uncovered a mission about defending Super Earth's president, and we're taping our mouths shut to avoid inappropriate jokes

Look, there's a new Major Order just come down, can we talk about that instead please?

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Science Fact | No Man's Sky's Worlds Update part one comes with a bunch of new uber-immersive planet biomes, and a flamethrower-toting mech suit

"It feels like we’re bringing technology back from the future!"

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Jumping The Gun | Yes, that big Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 leak has spoiled some surprises, even if the build'll be pretty out of date by launch

"We're asking everyone to avoid this unfinished build."

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Tongue Tied | Fallout: London's developers couldn't tell you its current release date if they wanted to, project lead says

While it sounds like we haven't got long left to wait now, there's no concrete date this time around.

July 17, 2024 Mark Warren

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Not Karlaching Info | Baldur's Gate 3 Patch 7's closed beta sign ups are now open, as Larian provides more cool details about what it includes

There are also some updates on how modders have been getting on with those official tools so far.

July 16, 2024 Mark Warren

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HowLongToBeet | The Witcher 4's development team includes an ex-beetroot farmer who brought The Witcher 1's prologue to Wild Hunt

He's not the only one either, Cyberpunk 2077's sequel is also being worked on by a lot of folks who got their start via modding.

July 16, 2024 Mark Warren

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Can't Tenor This | Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree's been out less than a month and a musical instrument no-hit run is already in the works

Yep, we're getting into saxophone no-hit run territory less than 30 days after the thing arrived, because FromSoft game.

July 16, 2024 Mark Warren

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Oh God (Mode) | I tried playing Elden Ring without playing Elden Ring, and it was going fine until I ran into the most terrifying boss of them all

Please don’t come and chuck toilet paper at my shack in Limgrave.

July 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Review Bombed | "Just. Make. Bomb. Go. Boom." - Helldivers 2's 500KG bomb is back in the firing line after a recent order

Despite looking impressive, the stratagem continues to draw negative reviews for killing either everything, or barely anything.

July 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Bioshocking | Supposed BioShock 4 screenshot confirms that yes, it is a video game

I don't know about you, but this has certainly caught all of us off guard.

July 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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MPost-apocalytic | Forget Astarion, Fallout: London claims to have nabbed one of the UK's most memeable political figures to voice a robot that yells "Order!"

No, it's not a Keir Starmer Sentry Bot, or a David Cameron Deathclaw.

July 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Unavoidable Change | Fallout: London won't be playable via Epic Games store copies of Fallout 4 at launch, GOG confirms

Unfortunately, due to the situation the mod finds itself in downgrade-wise, Fallout 4's newest home has had to be ruled out for the moment.

July 15, 2024 Mark Warren

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Red Stuff-cruitment | Still yearning for Bloodborne on PC? You're obviously out of luck for now, but you can help build a huge Elden Ring mod inspired by it

Look, it might be the best you ever get, even if Miyazaki's pretty much on your side on this.

July 12, 2024 Mark Warren

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Things Go Boom | Captain America: Brave New World gets its first trailer, featuring a Red Hulk and moustache free Harrison Ford

I'm not sure which of the two I'd be be more scared to fight.

July 12, 2024 Mark Warren

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Art Of War | Helldivers 2's latest Major Order is finally letting its armchair General Brasches see if their battle plans would make Sun Tzu facepalm

“Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance by posting a diagram made with MS Paint on Reddit.” - Mr Tzu, probably.

July 12, 2024 Mark Warren

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Miyazaquella | There's now an Elden Ring mod that swaps Shadow of the Erdtree's final boss for Hidetaka Miyazaki riding Patches, because why not

"My loyal blade. And champion who pre-ordered the DLC..."

July 12, 2024 Mark Warren

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Annnnnd, It's Gone | Did you dare to go offline and live in the real world last night? Sucks to be you as you probably missed an entire Helldivers 2 Major Order

Look, they're good at killing bugs very quickly, we know this.

July 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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Willy Or Won't He | Dragon Age: The Veilguard does contain some nudity, but Bioware's staying purposefully mum about manhoods

It's also not saying anything about vaginas either, so a general pipe down about the realities of virtually laying pipe down here.

July 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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It's A Game, Richard | Elden Ring's Igon actor says the role was a bit like doing Shakespeare, even if he had no idea what he was banging on about at first

"It was very mysterious. Mr. Miyazaki was a very mysterious character, but it was enjoyable."

July 11, 2024 Mark Warren

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Setting Up The Court | NBA 2K25 gets a release date, and it'll see NBA and WNBA players share a cover for the first time in series history

It might only be for one of the gazillion different editions on offer, but hey, a nice thing.

July 10, 2024 Mark Warren

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Pass Me A Calculator | Are the new Xbox Game Pass tiers actually confusing? We investigate

There's a lot of reading to do, but do you actually need to be an alien with two separate brains to figure out what Microsoft's done here?

July 10, 2024 Mark Warren

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Back To Go Forwards | Fallout: London devs confirm the massive mod will need to downgrade your copy of Fallout 4, as the game's next-gen update "isn't stable enough"

"It's been an utter frustration and every setback requires the testing process to restart."

July 10, 2024 Mark Warren

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Divers Liberated | Helldivers 2's latest hotfix aims to free those trapped in infinite drop-in jail, as Arrowhead teases info on next warbond is coming "soonish"

"I can't give any hints, but I feel like this one is going to grant a wish I've seen from folks."

July 10, 2024 Mark Warren

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We Can Dream, Ok? | Palworld developer announces it's teaming up with Sony Music for exclusive merch, so here's hoping for a Lamball-fronted rap album

Look, we'd also take an easy listening record mixed by a Chillet, we're not picky.

July 10, 2024 Mark Warren

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Help From On High | Don't worry, even Helldivers 2 developer Arrowhead's CEO has joined the campaign against patching out its lifesaving mid-air salutes

"Can we please, please keep this?"

July 9, 2024 Mark Warren

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Not Getting A Pass | Apex Legends is set to to double its battle passes per season, and make them only available for real money - naturally, players are fuming

"Even when Respawn backpeddles, the damage has already been done."

July 9, 2024 Mark Warren

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Dance Til They Die | Wahey, Elden Ring's DLC has now been beaten on dance pad, following a seven hour long boogie-off with its big final boss

The entire run only took a single week, just in case it wasn't already impressive enough.

July 9, 2024 Mark Warren

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Super Salute | Helldivers 2 players have finally found an in-game quirk they don't want Arrowhead to patch out - lifesaving mid-air salutes and hugs

"It's a mechanic now."

July 8, 2024 Mark Warren