The Pokemon channel just made sure Slowpoke will haunt your dreams forever

If you don't want strange Japanese reggae and a parade of Slowpokes to keep you awake at night for the rest of your life, maybe don't watch this video.

It was just uploaded on the Japanese Pokemon YouTube channel, and we have no idea why.

Destructoid has also spotted a Slowpoke fishing web game that seems to be associated with this video.

Could this be a precursor to next Tuesday's "shocking" Pokemon announcement that was promised by The Pokemon Company earlier this week? Maybe. It could be anything.